bacon stripper

A stripper that wears bacon. Duh.

Jim: Hey, do you want a bacon stripper?
Bob: Of course! I want to be aroused and eat bacon. LIKE A BOSS!

by ShadowCX11 January 7, 2016

bacon racist

A person who will only eat pork bacon and thinks all other forms, turkey, soy, etc., are disgusting and will not eat them.

"Hey dude, you got any bacon?"
"Ya but its turkey bacon."
"That's cool. I'm not bacon racist."

by Cherrii 13 May 10, 2014

bacon kisses

The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.

Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.

by ogEmilicious November 20, 2013

go bacon

Going 300% harder than Ham and 500% harder than Turkey.

I can't wait for the party this weekend. I'm going to go bacon on the dance floor.

by OG Henny Lope November 19, 2013

bacon lip

rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.

if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bloody sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.

by BaconSharkBite April 15, 2009

canadian bacon

When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.

Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!

Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?

by wordswemakewhenskating July 29, 2011

bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.

Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....

by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013