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history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.
Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010
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American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".
Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022
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Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.
That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city
by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011
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wastebin of history

The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.
P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.
by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017
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