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Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
by pianoman682 May 11, 2013
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1980s Hipster

A hipster from the 1980s decade (and yes, they actually existed).
Some wrong generation kids today complain about hipsters without realizing that 1980s hipsters existed. In fact, hipsters have been around since the 1940s.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.
Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!
by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017
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hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying
that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child
by coontz March 30, 2016
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Hipster Pizza

"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."
by Shlymdicate July 29, 2017
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vape hipster

A vape hipster always has new, uncommon mods in their hands. They'll usually bash on popular, trendy mods and have or want U.S. Custom built mods.
Person 1: Look, I just got the new IPV!
Person 2: Oh, that's okay. Look at my new U.S. made custom built series, unregulated duel 18650 box mod with mos fut protection! #LowSerialNumbers!
Person 1: Oh wow, you're such a vape hipster!
by Branemu December 29, 2015
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hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
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