Hailey Dorsch

someone who cannot get a man no matter how hard she tries

Hailey Dorsch is lonely

by lonelyassbitch April 14, 2019

hailey

dumb at math/ gian is always right

Hailey, don't do math

by GG_The_Hipster April 17, 2019

Hailey

Hailey is a ugly white girl who likes it up the butt and pretends shes lesbian

Look at Hailey being a thooter pop!

by Jeff_insists July 22, 2019

Hailey Gillen

The definition of a whore.

Do you see that whore over there?
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Yeah that’s Hailey Gillen!

by someone839845 August 20, 2019

Hailey

has 37 bodies and has crabs

Hailey

by Shajskfkfishsj September 2, 2019

Hailey

A nice girl on discord, she’s very pretty, also she’s funny. Sort of stupid and smart. Not friends with a lot of people, stays in her lane.

A: did you hear what Hailey did?
B: No why?
A: Well...

by nnnyaum September 11, 2019

Hailey

The worst friend you can ever have. If Hailey ever gets mad at you, you will die the next day.

If you are dating a Hailey, you will die the next day.
If you are in Hailey's family, you will die the next day.
If you are an Edward, climate change is your fault.

If you are Hailey's best friend, you are safe.

Make sure you have food for her in your bag because she will always get hungry.
But beware, you will become broke from buying Hailey food.

anyways

Boy 1: Woah look at Hailey, she's so attractive.
-THE NEXT DAY-
*boy 1 dies.*

boy 2: whats Obama's last name?
boy 3: uhh Barack
-THE NEXT DAY-

*boy 3 and 2 dies*

by helicopter.z November 23, 2019