goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.
Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status
by Zitley May 05, 2018
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Goat-tail

when one tucks their pecker between his legs behind him, protruding through his butt-crack will be the tip of his pecker, looking like a little goat tail sticking out
carl-"Did you bring your cup with you to soccer practice today?"
evan- "no i didnt but im just going to goat-tail it so im good to go"
by J "goat-tailer" Davis February 24, 2013
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Goat Herd

British aristocratic male. From their dream job, where they spend all day pulling on their nanny's tits.
Camilla's father was immensely proud she was marrying a goat herd with a title.
by George Vespe May 06, 2008
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Sacrifice a goat

A term for masturbation as coined by Shannon Alexander on an internet forum...
After seeing his teacher in her tight white blouse little johnny had all the inspiration he needed to sacrifice a goat that evening...
by Shannon Alexander November 05, 2011
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goat pig

A Goat Pig is a ugly Bitch, fat looks like shit... Every pub or night club has its goat pigs, often with there fat tits hanging out.

"Mate, did you see that goat pig, what a fucking state"

"Fuck off you goat pig"

"Take your face for a shit you goat pig!"
by whatafuckinghero February 27, 2007
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goat cheese

Derived from "fo sheeze" when it was misheard.
"Goat cheese, I'll be going to the party tonight."
by trev24 October 25, 2003
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red goat

another name for a red head

This name was made coz when i was in italy a crazy man called my bro a red goat.
coz my bro was chewing green chewy lol so he looked like he was chewing grass. hahaha
Crazy man" what are u looking at ya red goat"
by pet pet April 25, 2008
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