goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

by Zitley May 05, 2018

Sacrifice a goat

A term for masturbation as coined by Shannon Alexander on an internet forum...

After seeing his teacher in her tight white blouse little johnny had all the inspiration he needed to sacrifice a goat that evening...

by Shannon Alexander November 05, 2011

Goat Herd

British aristocratic male. From their dream job, where they spend all day pulling on their nanny's tits.

Camilla's father was immensely proud she was marrying a goat herd with a title.

by George Vespe May 06, 2008

Goat-tail

when one tucks their pecker between his legs behind him, protruding through his butt-crack will be the tip of his pecker, looking like a little goat tail sticking out

carl-"Did you bring your cup with you to soccer practice today?"
evan- "no i didnt but im just going to goat-tail it so im good to go"

by J "goat-tailer" Davis February 24, 2013

goat pig

A Goat Pig is a ugly Bitch, fat looks like shit... Every pub or night club has its goat pigs, often with there fat tits hanging out.

"Mate, did you see that goat pig, what a fucking state"

"Fuck off you goat pig"

"Take your face for a shit you goat pig!"

by whatafuckinghero February 27, 2007

goat cheese

Derived from "fo sheeze" when it was misheard.

"Goat cheese, I'll be going to the party tonight."

by trev24 October 25, 2003

Goat Whisperer

An act of nudity, usually performed in change room showers, where one person bends over, clamping their sack between their legs, so that both anus and scrotum are clearly visible. Demonstrated by seniors at the expense of juniors.

Man, Stuart is totally Goat Whisperer ing me! AHHHH!

by MEEEEE!!!!! May 06, 2010