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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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gorilla golf

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.
by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023
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gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
by Dbro555 February 21, 2012
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Gorilla

by Monkeydp November 23, 2021
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Gorilla Parkour Mode

Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.
When I was annoying Bryson he went Gorilla Parkour Mode!
by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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