1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)
by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 28, 2008
Get the cock goblin mug.Someone you are jealous of because they are bigger than you, they are leaner than you, they are stronger than you, they look better than you and they pull more bitches than you. You act like the Sarm Goblin is disgusting and you constantly make fun of them but you secretly want to be them so badly. The more you hate on the Sarm Goblin the more their power and confidence increases. It simply feeds them.
John: Look at that guy benching 275, he could barley put up the bar last year.
Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.
John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.
Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)
Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.
John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.
Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)
by Daddy C-Bum December 31, 2021
Get the sarm goblin mug.A man who acts sneaky and plays tricks on his own family.
Tendencies include:
-Mumbling to self
-Chuckling to self.
-Stashing chocolate, crisps and electric toothbrush heads in own secret locked cupboard.
-Excessive use of possessive nouns eg. where are "MY" nail clippers, Who's taken "MY" wratchet, Who's seen "MY" Hoover?
-Usually a Bike/Golf/Stamp/LARPING/WOW/Vegetable Raising Fanatic.
-Reads Old Bike Mart
Physical Traits-
-Spikey or hook like nose.
-Cheeky grin
-Whispy hair.
Also can be called Goblinos. Mexican.
Tendencies include:
-Mumbling to self
-Chuckling to self.
-Stashing chocolate, crisps and electric toothbrush heads in own secret locked cupboard.
-Excessive use of possessive nouns eg. where are "MY" nail clippers, Who's taken "MY" wratchet, Who's seen "MY" Hoover?
-Usually a Bike/Golf/Stamp/LARPING/WOW/Vegetable Raising Fanatic.
-Reads Old Bike Mart
Physical Traits-
-Spikey or hook like nose.
-Cheeky grin
-Whispy hair.
Also can be called Goblinos. Mexican.
Dude, my dad just stayed up all night watching Chop Shop and ate all my easter egg. He's a frigging goblin.
"Gobbbbllliiinnnnooooooosssss"
"Gobbbbllliiinnnnooooooosssss"
by huffikhkhhbjbkhh December 30, 2008
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Get the Goosing mug.When a group of homosexuals all leave to use restroom facilities at the same time. Gay Pooping=Gooping.
Zoe (A Lesbian): I need to use the bathroom.
Jaden (Another Lesbian): Yeah, I need to wash my hands.
Megan(3rd Lesbian): I need to go to the bathroom as well!
John (Gay Boy): We should go gooping!
Jaden (Another Lesbian): Yeah, I need to wash my hands.
Megan(3rd Lesbian): I need to go to the bathroom as well!
John (Gay Boy): We should go gooping!
by gooper2000 November 22, 2011
Get the Gooping mug.1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass
1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
Get the ass goblin mug.Nothing we're just goobin' -- been goofing around town -- hitting some serious street action hardcore - pro style.
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