Sacrifice a goat

A term for masturbation as coined by Shannon Alexander on an internet forum...

After seeing his teacher in her tight white blouse little johnny had all the inspiration he needed to sacrifice a goat that evening...

by Shannon Alexander November 5, 2011

Goat-tail

when one tucks their pecker between his legs behind him, protruding through his butt-crack will be the tip of his pecker, looking like a little goat tail sticking out

carl-"Did you bring your cup with you to soccer practice today?"
evan- "no i didnt but im just going to goat-tail it so im good to go"

by J "goat-tailer" Davis February 24, 2013

Goat Snow

When the atmospheric conditions are just right an area of the globe can attain goat snow. Its kinda like raining cats and dogs just replace rain with snow and cats and dogs with goats.

Toivo- "HOLY WAH DER JIMMER ITS SNOWING LIKE A GOAT OUT DER EYY?"
Jimmer-"ya der dats some good goat snow."

by jimmer der ey December 14, 2010

goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 2, 2018

goat pig

A Goat Pig is a ugly Bitch, fat looks like shit... Every pub or night club has its goat pigs, often with there fat tits hanging out.

"Mate, did you see that goat pig, what a fucking state"

"Fuck off you goat pig"

"Take your face for a shit you goat pig!"

by whatafuckinghero February 28, 2007

goat cheese

Derived from "fo sheeze" when it was misheard.

"Goat cheese, I'll be going to the party tonight."

by trev24 October 25, 2003

Goat Skin

A drunken deliberant ass with an unusual ability to words shaved into it's back hair. aka complete idiot

Goat Skin is an idiot. Go Cats!!

by chedder chease December 3, 2003