furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

Furry potato

cat

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?

by Dizope April 19, 2019

Furry diesel

When a furry is involved with mechanical items such as trucks and electric dildos

Damn Daniel , back at it again with the furry diesel

by Political Furrie August 12, 2016

Furry People

People who enjoy engaging in sexual acts with others while dressed as, and pretending to be animals

Daaaamn, I saw those furry people on the train and I was like 'which forrest we in tonight lads?'

by Mist and furries November 2, 2019

Anti-Furry

A person who hates the furry fandom and pictures them as degenerates

pepole who are Anti-Furry are gigachads

by Jet606 June 19, 2023

Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms

Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*

by Casual main April 1, 2021

furry lollipop

When your mom shits in your mouth while sucking off your dad on your sister's bed and shoving the family cat up her cooch when she's on her period. The cat must be pissing in your dad's mouth and fingering the cat's asshole.

Dude, I just did a massive furry lollipop with my fam last night at our lake house. She was soooo bloody.

by bluemarz November 4, 2021