US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
by Cpl. 100FIRES USMC OORAH March 9, 2009
Get the air force oath of enlistment mug.A term and a movement that was started by a man named Bill Greathouse (Bill1224602 on You Tube) that basically describes people that are "forced" to be alone because they perceive other women (or men in some cases) to be rejecting them because they are too shallow. They seem to think that they are entitled to have a woman or man.
Also, these people, like pussy-whipped males, don't have any skills or game, and don't understand the opposite sex. They rip on dating and pick-up gurus like David DeAngelo and Mystery and Carlos Zuma, but they are too ignorant to see that those people have helped guys understand women better.
Also, these people, like pussy-whipped males, don't have any skills or game, and don't understand the opposite sex. They rip on dating and pick-up gurus like David DeAngelo and Mystery and Carlos Zuma, but they are too ignorant to see that those people have helped guys understand women better.
This is from one of Steve Hoca's videos. He was a member of the True Forced Loneliness movement until the summer of 08, when he apparently decided to leave it and go out more. I don't think that worked out too well for him. In one of his videos, he said something about how guys that are getting good grades in school and are smart are having trouble attracting a woman. He might as well just say "I don't get it" and be done with it.
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A phrase referring to the Blessed Trinity of the Catholic Church (the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit). Normally used by the youth of the Church.
"Praise the Tri-Force!"
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Population 15,982,378. 38% Mullet, 29% Hillbilly/Redneck, 15% Out of Towners, 13% Inbred, 4% Clancy, 1% Unknown.
As a peninsula state, Florweirda is surrounded mostly by water. It is commonly believed that many native Floridweirdians may have evolved quickly from simple sea creatures, in part, explaining their idiocy.
Population 15,982,378. 38% Mullet, 29% Hillbilly/Redneck, 15% Out of Towners, 13% Inbred, 4% Clancy, 1% Unknown.
As a peninsula state, Florweirda is surrounded mostly by water. It is commonly believed that many native Floridweirdians may have evolved quickly from simple sea creatures, in part, explaining their idiocy.
Florweirda, America's penis.
You should have seen the weirdoes in Florweirda. I think time stopped in 1992 by the looks of all the Nascar jackets and puffed up bangs.
Did you see that Florweirdian's mullet?
You should have seen the weirdoes in Florweirda. I think time stopped in 1992 by the looks of all the Nascar jackets and puffed up bangs.
Did you see that Florweirdian's mullet?
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Get the FLONCE mug.An extreme sex act, in which one male or female must have a stoma on their neck, the other person, whether its a male or female (must wear a strap on) would sit on the others face facing their feet, anus directly over the mouth. and begin to penetrate the stoma on their neck for sexual gratification.
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