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Florweirda 

A state in the extreme SE United States. A long, low peninsula between the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico.

Population 15,982,378. 38% Mullet, 29% Hillbilly/Redneck, 15% Out of Towners, 13% Inbred, 4% Clancy, 1% Unknown.

As a peninsula state, Florweirda is surrounded mostly by water. It is commonly believed that many native Floridweirdians may have evolved quickly from simple sea creatures, in part, explaining their idiocy.
Florweirda, America's penis.

You should have seen the weirdoes in Florweirda. I think time stopped in 1992 by the looks of all the Nascar jackets and puffed up bangs.

Did you see that Florweirdian's mullet?
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Florweigans

"Norweigans" but put as "Flor." Florida people made it up, thinking it's cool.
"I'm black metal and I live in the sunny state of Florida. I'm realy grim, ha, I'm Florweigan. "
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Someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work.
Did you smell her breath? No amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! She's such a flowerday!
Flowerday by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009

floreira 

she loves roses and is a strong lover. when she loves someone, she loves hard. she always smells beautiful just like a flower. floreira is very unique just like her name. hard headed and stubborn but means no harm. she believes there is good in everyone. secretly she is a cat, loves to play rough during sex. careful, she scratches.
floreira like the flower, rose,
floreira by alwaystheoneforyou December 2, 2013