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cat faggot

A person who enjoys intercourse with cats of the same sex.
John is a real cat faggot, I caught using his catbox yesterday.
by Bunger March 22, 2005
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pig faggot

a segment of gay rural society who finds pleasure with pigs of his/her same sex.

used without too much connotation in a similar fashion to "motherfucker."
1. That pig faggot never leaves the farm.
2. Fries are ready, pig faggots.
by XDcupcake May 29, 2008
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faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.
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faggot and a half

A way to describe a person who is very irritable or annoying, and saying gay just isn't enough.
"MAN! He's such a faggot and a half!!"
by alkfjalskfjALKsfj March 31, 2009
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Computer Faggot

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011
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Coal Faggot

A person who loves coal so much they are willing to take it in the ass for the benefit of the black combustible sedimentary rock. These types of people commonly have stickers on their vehicles that say "Friends of Coal" and unknowingly vote against their own interest due to their ridiculously low educational attainment. Coal Faggots often participate in ass slapping or oil rigging with a trumphumper and falsely believe they are a skilled worker.

Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
There sure are a lot of Coal Faggots in Wyoming. How can you tell? The number of confederate flags, Trump supporters, and friends of coal stickers on vehicles.
by ScienceisrealBLM June 9, 2020
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Faggot (food)

Cited from wikipedia.org, "Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands."
"I like eating Faggot (food)s, they taste good."
by 1x1 January 7, 2022
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