Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink

I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!

by KandTJ November 21, 2009

Dingleberry Fairy

A male who engages in gay sex with other males. An epithet often used in a pejorative sense. See also...Butt Pirate, Chode Smoker, or Sugar Plum Fairy.

"Last night at the club, I could have sworn that your boy Seth was flirting with me."

"That Dingleberry Fairy was totally trying to pick your fruit, nai-mean!?'

by jefferino69 November 27, 2016

flobber fairy

A flobber fairy is someone changes themselves to fit into certain crowds.

Gosh why does she have to be such a flobber fairy.

by Popasquirt. February 10, 2025

The Forehead Fairy

A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).

The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!

by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022

Drug Fairy

Someone who gives drugs away.

Hey, I am not a drug dealer, I don't profit! I'm just a drug fairy.

by DayNuhSaurus January 27, 2023

Pizza Fairy

Someone who gives or loans just enough money for food, usually ordering them a pizza online.

Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!

by cheesebunny December 19, 2020

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 15, 2019