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Evan

An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
I think everyone needs an Evan, just not my Evan.
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A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024
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A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.
You are such a dick is your name Evan???
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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The guy you should marry because he likes you
by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022
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Oh, I didn't evan noticed it at fist
by artzm May 9, 2021
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Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement
by Lossfloss July 13, 2020
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