Epic Gamer

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.
"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."
by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 04, 2019
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Epic gamer

Someone who takes high risks or saves someone by taking a high risk. Normally only applies in the gaming area.
Sortaprogamermatt: BRO DAWSON PICKED ME UP! WHAT AN Epic Gamer
by The_most_epic_gamer April 12, 2019
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Epic gamer

Muse A: "Hey did you know I'm an epic gamer?"
Muse B: "Oh my god so am I!"
by CumStainInTheWall June 10, 2022
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ultra-epic-kards-gamer

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 18, 2020
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Epic bob

Epic bobs are basically just “normal”

people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside
Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”

Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob
by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022
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EPIC WIN?

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?
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Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
by Entomologist prime March 08, 2020
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