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MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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Small PP energy

When a guy gets rejected by a girl and then all of the sudden wants to call her a whore.
“I told Mike I wasn’t interested and he got so mad at me. It’s giving “small pp energy”
by Girlboss6678 February 8, 2024
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innie energy

It means you have no peepee energy. You dick energy is so low your dick is an innie
"Jake has such innie energy
by ahyesbeansbeansbeans September 14, 2019
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Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.
Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...
by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024
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Moshpit Energy

The rush of energy you feel when you are extremely enjoying the moment, usually at parties concerts or festivals, through a huge adrenaline rush. This can be enhanced via drugs or alcohol.
You good bro?”
“yea i finna got that moshpit energy going”
by Eulers462 August 11, 2019
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Nick Energy

When a pussy disses you through Microsoft teams, shit is sad
Yo you just dissed that nigga through teams, damn that's some major nick energy
by N!gerianPrince September 11, 2020
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