When you're not sure if the girl will do anal so you test the waters by sticking your finger in her butt hole,
by Hawat June 13, 2014
Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.
Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.
by BRD August 28, 2005
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by Luke Chandler April 03, 2005
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.
by Pepe99 January 19, 2017
All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 12, 2006
Someone who express their sexuality/gender identity quite frequently and openly but never actually comes out of the closet. Either because they can't, don't want to, or aren't sure what it is they are.
"Flannels are so gay, haha."
"Don't you own like 5 flannels?"
"....maybe...."
"Are you gay?"
"Whaaaaaattttttt?????? Noooooooooo."
"Fuckin liar."
"Glass doors my friend, glass doors."
"The fuck does that mean?"
"What's what mean I don't know what you're talking about."
"Don't you own like 5 flannels?"
"....maybe...."
"Are you gay?"
"Whaaaaaattttttt?????? Noooooooooo."
"Fuckin liar."
"Glass doors my friend, glass doors."
"The fuck does that mean?"
"What's what mean I don't know what you're talking about."
by JustSomeKnowItAll December 05, 2016