David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

David by eBucks May 31, 2024

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David

The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.

I died and this guy came up and went full David on all my loot.

David by Muhnamesjeff June 3, 2024

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David

A retard

David is a retard

David by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024

David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.

David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.

David by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024

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