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Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
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Cloud Cuckoo Land

Living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect...
He's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land
by LaylaRose March 18, 2010
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Cuckquean

A woman who gets off watching her man have sex with another woman or hearing about the sex he already had with someone else.
I must be a cuckquean because I get so wet watching my man satisfying a dirty girl.
by 192836uuhvd@_< June 26, 2021
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Cuckface

Descriptor pertaining to the awkward nature of Nu-male faces and expressions, especially in photography of both candid and premeditated respects.
Anon-chan: "Why do all Nu-males make this same dumbass smile, it's gay as hell."

Anon-kun: "I heard it's called cuckface."

Anon-senpai: "They look extremely neurotic and anxious behind those fake smiles. You can see it in their eyes: it's all a show. This upbeat, spontaneous facade they put up is so forced and dishonest."
by ThatArseClownInTheCorner December 23, 2017
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commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)
Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.
by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005
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cuckolding

When a man watches his wife or girlfriend have sex with another man.
Ted got really turned on when thinking about his wife cuckolding with another man.
by Raratan April 21, 2016
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CuckNinja

A Cuckold who enjoys watching his significant other cheating on him or her, while the significant other does not know the cuckold in fact knows.

A CuckNinja receives sexual gratification from the act of being cucked, and from a voyeuristic view of their significant other, without them knowing.
Marcus is a CuckNinja
by Dr Phanes December 6, 2018
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