Crack sweat

The itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your asscrack, just above your asshole (where you'd grow a tail if you had one) - usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise - or all the time on fat people.

I wish they'd come up with an anti-perspirant specifically for crack sweat!

by Kalisiin March 12, 2011

talk crack

to talk shit on a nigga
to lie on him
to hate on a nigga or on a sand nigga

latisha: whut he sayin
raheem: none he talk crack just like alwayz

by Dzup,Til.I.Die January 11, 2009

Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

cracked

see whack

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Crack Itch

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.

Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch

by theaeroplaneflieshigh August 9, 2010

crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.

Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"

by The Red Captain November 5, 2013

mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022