cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

Corporate Cowboys

Individuals who work for money for the sake of money. Take care of business for business' sake. Renegades within corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association. Wet you up from the neck up. Originated in the US of A. Pioneered in the Wild West. There is no final frontier...

Example

Person 1: License and registration, please.
Person 2: *hands them papers*
Person 1: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Person 2: Just doing your job?
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: You being smart with me?
Person 2: You pulled ME over.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 1: Okay, I see the registered owner's name and the name on your ID do not match. Care to explain?
Person 2: This... is a company car-
Person 3: Would you like a business card. We're Corporate Cowboys tonight.
Person 1: Oh...Uhhh, no. That won't be necessary. I'm aware of who y'all are... Just doing your job, too, huh?
Person 3: We can't disclose that information.
Person 1: So the owner of this is uhh..?
Person 2: We can't disclose that information.
Person 3: *chuckles*
Person 2: Well, let's wrap this up-
Person 1: W-would you like my name and badge number? My sergeant doesn't have to hear about this...
Person 2: Easy, Officer... We're on the same side here. Technically, we're all Corporate.
Person 3: Yeah, you are the "loss prevention" to our "collections". We never cross, because we never fuck up.
Person 1: So am I being detained?
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...redacted? Do we take their name and badge?
Person 1: Please?
Person 2: Have a quiet night, Officer. Drive safe.

by el socio October 12, 2018

Butterscotch cowboy

A butterscotch cowboy can be defined as the act of licking a persons shity assehole after a they have had a long ride on a horse after taking a shit with no toilet paper .

It can be used in conversation ie John was on a long ride got cut short and when he got home Wendy gave him a butter scotch cowboy

Butterscotch cowboy is defined as licking butthole

by Happy NZ Cowboy December 23, 2020

Cowboyed

1. To have been but raped by a peer of higher intelect. Brokeback Mountain Style.

2. Shot down so bad in an argument that you might as well grab your ankles.

1. Mike argued that no Dallas Cowboy had ever been convicted of a major crime but was soon COWBOYED by Dan in front of all his friends.

by cdickgo March 11, 2015

cowboy

an american man who typically wears a hat

that cowboy john wayne

by lilfluzi December 23, 2021

Cowboy Bob

A snarky, priveleged & sadistic old timer that got checked. Yippie kie Yo MTF!

After years of being stalked & terrorized she finally checked Cowboy Bob.

by Cashcowstampede August 31, 2025

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018