A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018
Get the Swain County High School mug.never have i met a group of students that made me worry for the future of american youth. i’ll give you $100 if you enjoy yourself here
by user17283993922 September 8, 2021
Get the delaware county christian school mug.The most drama of a school. The sixth graders act like pick mes and the seventh graders are stupid. Did they pass sixth grade? Eighth grade is just about relationships that don’t last a week.
by W.gold96 October 11, 2021
Get the lincoln county middle school mug.This is where they spend more more on the school then they do the lunch food. Teachers hog the bathrooms in the morning and that’s where smoking weed and vaping maybe even drinking goes on. The kids there are always I’m competition to see who can be better than one another. All around this school was shitty and the kids in it are bitches.
Bob: what school to do you go to?
Amy: Morgan County High School
Bob: Oh so your a bitch
Amy: excuse me?
Amy: Morgan County High School
Bob: Oh so your a bitch
Amy: excuse me?
by 124smc October 29, 2021
Get the Morgan County High School mug.the absolute biggest shithole you will ever go to. don’t suggest unless you want to be sexually assaulted !! teachers don’t do anything about it!! haha anyways if you think about moving to this school in georgia, don’t 😁
by jayxee August 9, 2021
Get the dawson county jr high mug.One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017
Get the Newton County Traffic Cone mug.A place where young teenagers go to start drama and/or fights. Usually ends up with multiple short relationships. Has extremely rude teachers.
“Can’t wait to go to Ashe County Middle School tomorrow!”
“Wow! I’d rather stay home and watch musicallys!”
“Wow! I’d rather stay home and watch musicallys!”
by akajdjdjsj January 8, 2019
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