closeting

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Broom Closet

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.

Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.

by Crystam August 19, 2007

cosette

Little girl with a big penis.

Damn i was looking for whores and all i found was a Cosette.

by Uksoerleeasns January 29, 2006

Cosette

My name is cosette. My name means "victorious people".

Girlfriend: Oh! Your such a harsh chaudhary!

Boyfriend: thank you baby!

My names cosette.

by His_girl_forever_in_his_arms March 6, 2015

Glass Closet

When you have come out as LGBT+ and those around you (parents, friends, etc) refuse to accept/acknowledge it.

Person 1: My ma keeps misgendering me.

Person 2: Didn't you come out to your family?

Person 1: Yeah, but I'm stuck in the glass closet.

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Person 1: Hey dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad: You mean best friend, right?

by HackMeBiatchez September 8, 2020

Closet Case Freek

A girl who looks like their just smart and innocent but in reality arent afraid of the dick.

-"What do you think about Michelle. She definitely wants my dick."
-"No way man. She's not that type of girl"
-"Yea she is dude. Shes a closet case freek."

by Danny Crinc August 17, 2008

veronica's closet

A long, unflattering & shapeless calf-length sweater, usually black and belted. Ubiquitous female wardrobe item in the early 2000s.

"Did you see that girl wearing the f&*king veronica's closet? What is this, 2001?!"

by velvet rut September 1, 2009