cookfux0r 

v. to completely screw up a normally simple task, especially if it involves cooking or burning something (e.g. flaming toast)

n. someone who cookfux0rs

adj. something cookfux0r3d

(as a noun) n1ng: emory j00 be t3h cookfux0r, j00 almost burn3d down all of germany!

(as an adjective) kyl3: that girl's face is so cookfux0r, she's not on my top 5 list anymore.

cookfux0r by [e-mail] September 22, 2007

Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.

Oatmeal Cookie by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006

cookie butter 

The most amazing edible item you will ever find.. It's just like peanut butter, but instead, it's cookie butter! Found at the store "Trader Joe's"

Bri: Give me some cookie butter!
Vi: *dumps jar of cookie butter in her mouth, gives empty bottle to Bri, and runs off screaming*

cookie butter by ShyVi September 28, 2013

Cooker 

definition for a heater or heating appliance

Person 1: turn on the cooker
Person 2: sure thing mate

Cooker by washyourspaghetti June 11, 2019

baking cookies 

getting it on; having hot hot sex.

"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."

baking cookies by wilfs January 13, 2008

Shelf cooking 

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

Shelf cooking by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

toss the cookies

An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.

"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"

"She tossed her cookies all over me!"

toss the cookies by emanwich September 10, 2003