Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
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Comrade sky loves it when Jon tells her what to do she loves it so much she leaves her tampon bucket full so everyone can see how much of a fat feminist she is
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The staff member with the greatest logical brain, as he made the best choice when selecting a helper.
Harry: 'Fuck me, Comrad Corbyn is so smart and amazing.'
Harry 2: 'He must be, he chose Inster as his helper! What a genius!'
Harry 2: 'He must be, he chose Inster as his helper! What a genius!'
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“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.
“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.
Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.
Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.
Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.
Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.
Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.
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Get the cobdartilations mug.A term coined by lil mus which is used as an insult towards people who do a lot of drugs. The term is in a sense an upgraded version of “gearhead” which is an upgrade of the term “junkie”. The term can be quite offensive if not used in a joking way.
Junkie 1: “pass the gear fella I need more”
Junkie 2: you don’t need anymore heroin you cogbrain fuck”
Junkie 2: you don’t need anymore heroin you cogbrain fuck”
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