Top clown

Someone that does not work a Traditional type of job, New school.
Ex. Food delivery, airbnb, Ride share drivers, Online stars and etc.

"I heard Mike got a top clown job lol."

by 459395 May 2, 2023

Clown Town

Lethbridge, Alberta

Calgary may be Cow Town, but Lethbridge is Clown Town

by Kathryn Adelaide von Tonicburg January 15, 2023

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

Clown Fucking

A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies

Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH

by Pantano Empire August 1, 2022

Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

Clown Dyke

A fat obnoxious female know it all that lacks self awareness and shame. By attitude and features should be dressed in a clown suit.

Wow, Rosie O’Donnell is a real clown dyke.

by Onevoguer December 26, 2020