Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree

Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown

by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018

You clowning

Means that you are either "capping" or speaking far from the truth

Example:Jonothan said the earth is flat

You reply with "you clowning"

by Logan the stud October 27, 2020

Punching the clown

Masturbation jerking off whacking off jacking off

We were almost late to the party because Kyle was in the bathroom punching the clown for 15 minutes.

by 1234jennagirl August 3, 2018

Clown Town

Lethbridge, Alberta

Calgary may be Cow Town, but Lethbridge is Clown Town

by Kathryn Adelaide von Tonicburg January 15, 2023

Clown Dyke

A fat obnoxious female know it all that lacks self awareness and shame. By attitude and features should be dressed in a clown suit.

Wow, Rosie O’Donnell is a real clown dyke.

by Onevoguer December 26, 2020

thizz clown

One who acts like a thizzed-out jackass, particularly if such behavior is out of character or otherwise unusual.

You're acting ridiculous, fool - thizz clown, sit down!

by pacifico800 June 27, 2009