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screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms
Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!
by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009
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Check Center

A check cashing business, usually located within the ghetto of a town. They are filled entirely with white trash, Mexican or blacks. A Church's or Popeye's chicken can usually be found across the street from it, but not KFC, because KFC is too classy. The employees usually have no idea what they're doing, and are too busy gettin' served by one another to care. It's best not to ask them anything that requires intelligence, because this will usually result in them shitting themselves like a scared animal.
Bro 1: Hey, man, I gotta get this check cashed, but I don't gots a bank, yo.

Bro 2: Yo, dawg, there's a Check Center right there. We be in 'n' out in a minute.

Bro 1:.... I'm not black enough to go in there. We'll get robbed.
by random_zero July 26, 2012
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20 cent couple

A 20 cent couple is two people that are perfect 10s as far as appearance goes. Also known as a dime. Put two dimes together and what do you get? a 20 cent couple!
Those two are definately a 20 cent couple
by Chowder737 February 16, 2014
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united center

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!
by CreepaChris51 June 8, 2016
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5 cent challenge

An activity to which the person (usually male) proceeds to force a a 5 cent coin down their urethra (dick hole) then wanks and cums with the coin still lodged in there, the challenge is complete when the person has successfully climaxed and then also pulls the coin out.
John: I'm gonna do the 5 cent challenge tonight, wanna do it with me?
Bob: no fucken way cunt, that's fucked
John: it's your loss it's actually quite pleasurable
Bob: whatever you say
by SammySmallDick June 24, 2017
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50 cent

Guy who got famous for getting shot and vitamin water being bought by Coke and they call him 50 cent because he owns 25 cents worth of fake $100 bills 10 for fake Rolexes and 15 for two counter fit quarters
50 cent is famous because of eminem
by Alex not idubbbz December 10, 2017
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John Cena

by jjdhcjsjch November 18, 2018
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