the act of fornicating in a parka and snow pants modified to improve access to the genitalia and anus
holy poop, my girl friend got me a gortex snow suite, i can't wait to teacher her "Canada's history"
by napalm113 February 4, 2010
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1.) A period in Canada, when the weather seems to be dry and a small amount of rainfall is either, unaccounted for or extremely small(MINUSCULE!!!)
2.) Gingerale(EWWw!)
2.) Gingerale(EWWw!)
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1. A place where the natives take white peoples money, drink a lot and leave their children to become cretins just like themselves then blame white people for their actions. They are cared for more than white people and immigrants put together.
2. A place where immigrants and black people are treated like terrorists, and get low education compared to all the natives and whites.
3. A democracy.
1. A place where the natives take white peoples money, drink a lot and leave their children to become cretins just like themselves then blame white people for their actions. They are cared for more than white people and immigrants put together.
2. A place where immigrants and black people are treated like terrorists, and get low education compared to all the natives and whites.
3. A democracy.
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1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.
Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.
Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
Me: He picked me up for the first time and I saw he had Ani DiFranco and Indigo Girls CDs in his car. I am so not going out with him again. What a pussy.
My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.
Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.
Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
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Get the Canada mug.A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
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