by Sshh765 September 6, 2019
Get the Ding batmug. A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. by Muah2.0 September 4, 2021
Get the Ding datmug. My ding-a-ling is big ;)
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
Get the ding-a-lingmug. Jay: did you see Emily last night dude!?
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging
Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging
Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!
by Ifitaintheavymetalitaintshit. October 12, 2009
Get the Umma Dingingmug. by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023
Get the ding dongmug. 