stock block

when playing monopoly, if one player has most of the properties of one color and another player buys the remaining one it is "stock blocking"

player 1 has all but one of the reds
player 2 lands on the last one and buys it

player 1- dude...
player 2- what?
player 1- way to stock block

by raydogg711 May 1, 2010

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

Cauc Blocker

a black womans friend that doesnt want her to date a white man

I really want to date Tasha, but her friend Wendy is such a Cauc Blocker!

by Eddie to the O August 9, 2010

Cock Block

A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.

During science my class cock blocked john and me. </3

by for Borjy. September 29, 2010

Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping

I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.

by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010

Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.

Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.

by CSB Fern April 28, 2012

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012