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Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
by Nessachuu June 24, 2016
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THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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birthday hype

an indivisual who wants somthing on the whole week of there birthday and will use thier birthday to try and get it.
"Dude can i have that it was my birthday yesterday!"

"no! your such a birthday hype"
by philosopher 27 October 23, 2009
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Birthday

A day in which basically you are wished happy birthday and don't get spoken to for the rest of the party. You also get to see people you haven't seen in like...12 and a half years sooooo
It's your birthday john, now fuck off I wanna talk to aunt Margaret
by Lobsterr June 9, 2022
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Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.
What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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Birthday

A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023
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