The cutest being

The cutest being is clearly someone who mindlessly refuses the fact that they are cute

"You know that guy Chris? Yeah, he's the cutest being in this universe!"
"Yeah! He sure is."

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots September 1, 2024

Not being funny

This Failure of a speech, I'm sorry for putting you all through this.

John: I'm sorry for not being funny, I tried my best

by BadSpeechguy October 23, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Every Expressed To Angel Jose RObleS Is A consolidated Version Of What Is About To Happen TO AN Individual Who Is Being Malicious<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025