Boner shrinker 

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

Boner shrinker by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

boner farmer 

One who constanly has a boner from the lack of sex with another person.

Id like to bang her, but Im more of a boner farmer than a pussy hound.

boner farmer by the Freeman August 3, 2007

boner crime 

When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.

Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.

boner crime by Chang mang October 29, 2006

boner eclipse  

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.

Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.

boner eclipse by Boner Jammer October 20, 2008

boner hype 

Boner hype, when your a kid, boy or girl, and you keep hearing older people, or perhaps your peers, talking about boners. You don't know what it is, but your curious. Nobody will tell you so it's kind of like that gabo episode of the simpsons.

Dude: blah blah blah, and then he totaly got a boner.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Other Dude:Funny shit.
Little kid: what the hell is a boner? why is that funny?
Other Dude: maybe if you were a cool teenager like us we'd tell you!
Dude: yeah but for now you will live in the dark! HAW HAW HAW!
Little Kid:man i'm sick of all this boner hype!

boner hype by vulgarity4charity April 29, 2011

Boner Alert

That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers

When I saw the newborn baby I got a boner Alert

Boner Alert by I am a person l May 28, 2023

Boner Rage 

When a bunch of guys are hanging out and having way too much fun.

"Hey Tyler what's up?"

"Oh not much me and the guys are just sitting in my room talking."

"You're just in a dark room talking? You're not watching T.v, or anything?"

"No just chatting..."

"Sounds like a boner rage..."

Boner Rage by S.G.A 90000 September 8, 2009