mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes

you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).

by dub_es March 4, 2015

bohemian beach biscuit

The act of having sex on the beach where the male pulls his penis out, dips it in the sand, then re inserts it into the woman's vagina.

Dude, I totally gave her a bohemian beach biscuit the other night at the beach. It did not end well

by jonnyjackmack March 16, 2015

Necrotic air biscuit

gas that has built up behind methamphetamine turd for quite some time then a little bit escapes and it smells foul like that of something that has just died.

I went to push out a turd but all that came out was a necrotic air biscuit boy that was foul

by Taintskin September 5, 2017

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019

Son of a biscuit

Politely say son of a bitch

You son of a biscuit

by Flamboyant M&M December 23, 2020

Country Crock Biscuit

When a woman cums many times added with male sperm, drips into the asscrack and you get up to use the restroom the woman feels the butter between her cheeks. Country Crock Biscuit

Omg Becky, my boyfriend filled me up last night! It all dripped out and made my booty feel like it was full of butter. He gave me that Country Crock Biscuit!

by dsldrummer1 August 24, 2021