Baby Clam Bake

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.

June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.

by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

E-Z bake oven

A white chick that goes to home ec and bring what ever she made to her favorite teacher.

I was in class and an E-Z bake oven walked in and brought a cookie that she made for Mr.Peters

by UZE May 08, 2017

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

baked cheese vinegar corn flakes

an insane snack for genius people.

take 2 handful of corn flakes > put on a tin foil > pour a bit of vinegar over them > add slices of your prefrered cheese and some pepper on top > put in top of oven set to grill function > wait. observe. feel like a genius and enjoy.

"..bro have you heard of teh geniuses that eat baked cheese vinegar corn flakes?!" - ' yeeeeeeeeeeea bruv, mad shit!'

by ed newt May 04, 2023

Shake-n-Bake

the best bowling team to walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. They only see gold medals never gutters. Their competitors (Team Micro-Talent) never stand a chance its more like masterbating with 2 balls n 1 pin for them, while we just straight gettin it in! They are winners both on and off the ally..DUUH!

Charlie Sheen just Shake-n-Bake that a$$! Shake-n-Bake all the way tot he bank!

by shaknbake4life April 14, 2011

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 27, 2021