Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.

Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023

Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023