choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

mask licker

A whiny snoty nose brat that has never tried anything in their life, high unlikely they every played sports or ever had contact with real men. They let hairy women walk all over them and prefer a good pegging from behind. They prefer jobs such as washing dishes at a restaurant and that's IF they actually work and don't live off of their parents. They spend their free time either playing video games, calling people on the internet racists, sniffing their own farts, and if they ever leave the house they are probably in the woods with a few other mask lickers enjoying a nice session of larping.

They like to make fun of people who work hard, who own nice things, and people who have lives.

Their favorite saying is to call anyone who doesn't take a pegging a boot licker

Oh yeah, they are deathly afraid of the coronavirus

Look at the goofy group of people over there larping all wearing masks. Bunch of Mask lickers.

by D-Matti June 11, 2020

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

Mask App

Slang for the popular LGBTQ+ hookup app Grindr

A: So how'd you spend your summer?

B: Oh, I mostly just slept and scrolled through the Mask App every once in a while.

A: Ah...

by MrWhatsHisFace July 27, 2023

Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots

I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.

by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

head mask

a mask that instead of being a mask for your face it's for your entire head

"hey that's a cool head mask you have!"
"thanks"

by nathanswm July 20, 2020