Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.

We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.

by Rye guy in the fly high November 25, 2014

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Grim Job

1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job

1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!

by Tevage March 28, 2009

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Tip Job

A type of hand job in which the girl just goes up and down along just the tip of one's dick.

Bro: I brought some freshmen girl back last night who apparently thought a hand job consisted of just going up and down the tip of my dick.

Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.

Bro: More like last.

by TheKimmer September 5, 2011

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Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.

1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button

by whitediddy January 8, 2009

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