Jason

He’s a hard core memer and loves his friends a lot. He spams stuff in group chats, and you can guarantee that at least a sixth of the messages in any chat are memes that he probably got from Reddit. The girls around him can’t stop loving him and he gets mega puss.

Jason is a hard core memer.
Dang it, jason posted another minion meme.
Man, Jason is so amazing

by Person123322234 December 9, 2021

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Furry Fucker

Whoah, he fucked a furry? Is his name Jason?

by JasonFucksFurrys October 3, 2022

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Jason Guzman

So totally disregard that last post, I was mad

I was mad at Jason Guzman

by Lovelove3412 December 1, 2019

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Jason Down

To use a female for his own sexual needs while he keeps his spouse/partner secluded from society at home

Im going to Jason Down Brians homegirl

by Cantouchtis January 5, 2018

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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

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