furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.

"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"

by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008

Furry potato

cat

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?

by Dizope April 19, 2019

Furry Bundo

Hairy female parts

Your girlfriend has a furry bundo?

by DirkDiggler411 January 21, 2011

furry magenta

Dat thing which does sit between da bitches
legs yo

...And then my hand got stuck in her
furry magenta.

by Eagle von Ceasel June 10, 2008

furry grin

the grin you give after eating ones ass with a full mouth of hair

guy 1: my girl ate my ass out last night

guy 2: did she have a furry grin?

guy 1: ya it was gross.

by cal hunter May 15, 2014

furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

by HHedral February 26, 2015

Furry diesel

When a furry is involved with mechanical items such as trucks and electric dildos

Damn Daniel , back at it again with the furry diesel

by Political Furrie August 12, 2016