banana margarita

when you are having sexual intercourse and the male urinates in the females mouth.

we were gettin freaky and then he gave me a banana margarita!

by muddybananas69 January 26, 2011

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

kickin bananas

sick nasty, amazing, awesome

1. That dress is kickin bananas on you!

2. Annelisse: "Have you heard of Johnny Hobo and the Frieght Trains?"
Regine: "Dude, of course. Whiskey Is My Kind Of Lullaby is kickin bananas!!"

by SwaybabySway February 20, 2009

Irony Banana

When you lay down a banana in a Mario Kart game just to hit it on your next tap.

I thought that I was being smart by laying a banana in the narrow turn, but it turned into an irony banana when I hit it on the next lap.

by Suit Boy January 2, 2012

Chocolate Banana

When two people have anal sex and when the guy pulls out of the anus. There is shit on his penis so his sex partner proceeds to suck all the shit off of the cock.

Damn, Emma really gave Wyatt that Chocolate Banana the other day.

by KaiShotto May 8, 2020

Fresh Banana

noun.

1.Something a chick on skates gives you at Sonic.

2.A kind of banana only available at Sonic.

3. Something a prostitute gives you....off of the value menu at Sonic.

Dude, I just went to Sonic and ordered a "Fresh Banana"!

How was it?

Let's just say that "Fresh Banana" was....Orgasmic!LOL JK it was alright.

by TheKPL August 28, 2010