October 19

make your brother drive you day

hey mark! it’s october 19th, you know what that means

by Julie Henderson October 19, 2019

COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.

If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022

April 19

the day the most caring, handsomely beautiful, (gay), hard working and precious human was born, dont let the Aries sun fool you :) everyone who knows someone born on the 19th of April is the luckiest person alive

x: they're the best..
y: they must have been born the 19th of April then!

x:I'm so happy to have an April 19 by my side, she's my little sunshine!

by yoursaraboo November 23, 2021

lesson 19

Lesson 19 is another word for nudes.

Yo Lily, can you send me lesson 19 cuz I need to study some biology for science?

by #30MA3T January 13, 2018

Covid-19

A tiny piece of shit

A diagnose you with Covid-19

by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021

Number 19

Man uses cock as screwdriver

Hey did you hear about the number 19 guy? Yeah he used his Cock as a screwdriver.

by Mcakey September 23, 2021

19

something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it

andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time

clock: 12:00 am
andy: OH NO

santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19

andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad
santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT
andy: it wasn't a girl
santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death
andy: uwu * dies cutely*

by Emkuda December 30, 2021