remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

September 11, 2001

A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.

it’s September 11, 2001
okay coo- WAIT THIS BUILDING IS GETTING DESTROYED

by fordashy is gay December 14, 2022

7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.

Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.

by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010

7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas

Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?

by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009

Building 11 Shit

When a coworker paints the office toilet bowl with a massive amount of fecal matter.

Have you been in the shitter yet this morning? Someone took a building 11 shit.

by Grooooooss November 17, 2016

9/11 Conspiracy

An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.

Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"

Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane

by AltSLEEP May 27, 2019

pulling a 9/11

Crashing a plane into anything

Dude I was playing gta and this asshole tried pulling a 9/11 on me

by Whitechode October 3, 2017