A very Hateful guy who cries about everything and doesn't have his life together, No friends, No love, Nothing lies inside his heart. He can be seen sitting on his ass in his parents attic doing absolutely nothing playing video games and going online to just post sad boy emo shit online, talk to individuals he shouldn't be, wallowing away is his own misery. Hates his own Parents, Hates People, Hates everyone and everything on the planet, Doesn't try to get jobs, doesn't have friends or interest in friends due to his heartless edgy nature. Dave isn't a Man or Person, just call him. Baby-Ginger-Dave
Tony: Hey, Do you talk to Dave anymore?
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
by MysteryManOfDoom6900 July 14, 2025

As there are Karen's...a "Screaming Dave" is a guy who appears to be flipping out in a panic induced freak out.
by PizzaGuy420 February 13, 2021

The evening of Christmas Day
by klausfiend December 26, 2021

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

Person 1: Hey dude guess what!
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
by XeeXawMSM February 8, 2025

by stål November 26, 2018

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022
