v;dw

Short for "video; didn't watch". The well-known phenomenon of clicking what appears to be a link to an interesting article, only for it to be a video, usually of a smiling blonde chick reading a list. The tab or window is closed immediately, because (a) video takes much longer to get through than a simple Buzzfeed-style article, or (b) the surfer is doing it on work time, when watching videos can get you fired.

Similar in context to tl;dr (too long; didn't read.)

"Top ten funniest things about dying in a house fire. Looks interesting.

"Ehh, it's a video. Naw."

(Reply to thread on Facebook, reddit, etc.: "v;dw")

by pullhogan74 November 1, 2013

Vanessa V

A girl that's a headass

man shes really being a Vanessa V today

by dickybutts June 26, 2018

V-Tard

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

Tommy V

He be one of the most voracious salty dogs on all the seven seas. He also be a universe-famous Actor/Rapper.

Have you heard Tommy V's new mixtape? It's sicker than malaria.

by Daveisabigdickplaya September 3, 2011

v-piece

the female equivalent of d-piece; vagina.

"I'm not looking for love, I just want to get this v-piece licked."

"Ever since I got that wax job, my v-piece is as smooth as a baby's bottom."

by Josh B., Alexa R., and Jessica T. March 28, 2008

v-licious

a vagina that is delicious

Baby, you are v-licious down here

by PussycatLicker January 6, 2014

V-103

The Peoples Station V103 Also known as 103.3 FM radio largely popular for it's airing of urban music from around the world

Tune in today! at V-103 FM!

by Susan Zimmerman July 11, 2014