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Shorts 9/11

Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
Wes: look at that guy over there

Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11

Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***

Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts

Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid

Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11
by moleskinator August 16, 2009
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7-11 Test

The act of watching and judging people exiting a convenience store, usually while sitting in a parked car or pumping gas out front.

"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.
Damn, girl! You passed the 7-11 test! Glad you were getting into MY car!

Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!

Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.
by redshirt58 May 1, 2011
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remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.
Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
by Ballantine October 17, 2007
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September 11, 2001

A day when a fake “muslim” group called Al Qaeda destroyed Twin Towers, now it is One World Trade Center.
it’s September 11, 2001
okay coo- WAIT THIS BUILDING IS GETTING DESTROYED
by fordashy is gay December 14, 2022
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7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?
by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009
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7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.
Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.
by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010
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april 11 2022

zouhair appreciation day. treat zouhair with kindness and post some of the pictures and videos you have of him
omg its april 11 2022, zouhair appreciation day im gonna spam my socials!!
by juju7283 April 6, 2022
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