An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.
Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween
Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween
by Dirtysmurf December 9, 2016
Get the Dirty smurfmug. The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.
Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.
by Monique8189 December 15, 2009
Get the Dirty Lunchboxmug. 1. Right before you come during sex, you pull it out and make a line of come on the girl's stomach. You proceed this action by snorting the come like cocaine.
by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006
Get the Dirty Biasmug. when someone:
a) makes a highly questionable call playing a highly competetive game
b) speeds through a red light after it has been red for some time
a) makes a highly questionable call playing a highly competetive game
b) speeds through a red light after it has been red for some time
a) When playing tennis, the ball is clearly out (on your side of the court), yet the opponent calls it in. He just did a dirty nasri on you!
b) You're in your car waiting at a red light. Suddenly, you zoom through, even though the light is clearly red. You just did a dirty nasri
b) You're in your car waiting at a red light. Suddenly, you zoom through, even though the light is clearly red. You just did a dirty nasri
by murphdizzle89 July 9, 2009
Get the Dirty Nasrimug. A Dirty Chantel is an act of viewing doodle art (dick pics turned into fine works of art through creative expression) either alone of with a partner/friend/your friends Mum etc.
by DoodleArtist May 30, 2019
Get the Dirty Chantelmug. When your dog has diarhhea and doesn't clean it's ass very well, leading the accidental wiping of shit on the face.
by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009
Get the Dirty Nesbitmug. you cum on a girls closed eyes, then put that cum in your mouth, spit in her pussy and finally fuck her senseless.
by bobo jizz December 27, 2007
Get the dirty eyelidmug.