by justdatdude April 9, 2021
Get the Oh man, God Damn mug.A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."
Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
by Khozo September 23, 2010
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by CassFranklin May 1, 2010
Get the Poor man's Santa Monica mug.When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022
Get the War Man Christmas Special mug.Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.
“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”
by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022
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Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.
Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.
John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*
Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?
Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.
Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?
Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.
by CapnNorris December 25, 2010
Get the Pre man-strual syndrome mug.A human car wash. Traditionally run by man-washettes, a girl or team of girls who perform the Man Wash, visitors to a Man Wash are lathered up, scrubbed down and towel dried by these beautiful girls. Man Washes can also be recreated at home in the shower
1) I am so hot and sweaty – I could do with a Man Wash
2) She’s hot – she could give me a Man Wash any day
2) She’s hot – she could give me a Man Wash any day
by Jay Clarke September 8, 2008
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