Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

half-man half-amazing

1. A well rounded individual.
2. Someone who is both physically and intellectually superior to others.

Hit the earth like a comet invasion
Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian
Half-man, half-amazing

by pmc255 August 5, 2004

Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

will you shut up, man?

Only the most courageous people can say this... to the president of the united fucking states. Also has become a meme.

Person 1: As I was saying-
Person 2: *interrupts about five thousand times*
Person 1: Will you shut up, man?

by alksjfhaksdfh September 30, 2020

Asian man in da snow

Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho

My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?

The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow

by pierre poolwater May 22, 2020

War Man Christmas Special

When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.

Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!

by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”

1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022